Package Deal Adventurer Gifts

"Well, they did say half-board."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Our giant sale now on!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

'I said French Fries.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Dice Cubes

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Fashion Victim.'

Tunnel of Fudge!

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

Toilet break.

Lost Baggage Claims

So Much Sand ... So Little Time