Asana Ace Gifts

Tangled facing dog...

A Hole in the Dike

Women's Martial Arts Center

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Whack-a-molecule

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Banana Yoga

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Snooker.

Life Is Just A Game

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

4 Things Yogis Worry About

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Whac-a-Virus.

Yoga teacher vs me

Rafael Nadal

Speeding in a video game

Melting Heart Pose

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Time is a Trap.

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'