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"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

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'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

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'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Optician and the PI.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

Tangled facing dog...

"I love people-watching."

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

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Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.