Asana Adventurers Gifts

A snake tries yoga

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Banana Yoga

Neurotics in the tropics

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Tangled facing dog...

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

4 Things Yogis Worry About

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

Yoga teacher vs me

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

Melting Heart Pose

Well, the sauna was a stupid idea - all I'm doing is panting.

Hi, Frank. Did you and Francine take a vacation? We went on a tour of middle earth! It was the trip of a lifetime. Middle earth? Wow! Do you have any pictures? Yeah, here they are. We were Frodo-bombed in every one.

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

Banana Arcade Game

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'I need someone inside the financial jungle.'

'My turn now!'

'He, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."