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A snake tries yoga

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Banana Yoga

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Tangled facing dog...

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

4 Things Yogis Worry About

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

Yoga teacher vs me

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Banana Arcade Game

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Melting Heart Pose

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

'How long have you had this extreme fear of lifts?'

'My turn now!'

"Dad, do you mind if I play through?"

'I need someone inside the financial jungle.'

"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."