Asana Performer T-Shirts

'He, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

When clowns are hunting.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Clown Wife

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Send in the Clones.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"What's your occupation?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

The circus diver.

The Path

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'