Asana Performer T-Shirts

'He, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Litter Tray Training

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown Wife

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"What's your occupation?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

When clowns are hunting.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Send in the Clones.'

The circus diver.

The Path

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."