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"Why had the engine st....?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Red Arrows Rookies

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

Hexercise.

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Graceful, for a big man....

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Model Stealth Bomber.

Flight School.

Gymnasts

'How was aerobics class?'

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"