Aerobatic Performers Pillows

"Why had the engine st....?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Hexercise.

Step aerobics

Kangaroo jumping rope.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Graceful, for a big man....

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

Gymnasts

Flight School.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

Model Stealth Bomber.

'How was aerobics class?'

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'