Closet Performer T-Shirts

Celebrate their creative quietness with a t-shirt that says it all—funny, witty, and perfect for the performer who prefers to shine behind the scenes.

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'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.' mockup

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.' mockup

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.' mockup

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.' mockup

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

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"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!" mockup

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!" mockup

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!" mockup

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!" mockup

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

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Allegro con molto espresso

Allegro con molto espresso mockup

Allegro con molto espresso mockup

Allegro con molto espresso mockup

Allegro con molto espresso mockup

Allegro con molto espresso

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Shoe addict. mockup

Shoe addict. mockup

Shoe addict. mockup

Shoe addict. mockup

Shoe addict.

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"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear" mockup

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear" mockup

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear" mockup

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear" mockup

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

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Caught in the Music

Caught in the Music mockup

Caught in the Music mockup

Caught in the Music mockup

Caught in the Music mockup

Caught in the Music

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And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician mockup

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician mockup

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician mockup

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician mockup

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

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"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop." mockup

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop." mockup

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop." mockup

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop." mockup

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

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Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Hat Boxes, in the Closet mockup

Hat Boxes, in the Closet mockup

Hat Boxes, in the Closet mockup

Hat Boxes, in the Closet mockup

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

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A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'. mockup

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'. mockup

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'. mockup

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'. mockup

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

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'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?' mockup

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?' mockup

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?' mockup

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?' mockup

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

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'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.' mockup

'Well, one of us in wrong.' mockup

'Well, one of us in wrong.' mockup

'Well, one of us in wrong.' mockup

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

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"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?" mockup

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?" mockup

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?" mockup

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?" mockup

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

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"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too." mockup

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too." mockup

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too." mockup

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too." mockup

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

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Closet.

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...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her. mockup

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her. mockup

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her. mockup

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her. mockup

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

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"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it." mockup

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it." mockup

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it." mockup

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it." mockup

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

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Snake listening to music on headphones.

Snake listening to music on headphones. mockup

Snake listening to music on headphones. mockup

Snake listening to music on headphones. mockup

Snake listening to music on headphones. mockup

Snake listening to music on headphones.

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Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras mockup

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras mockup

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras mockup

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras mockup

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

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"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer." mockup

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer." mockup

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer." mockup

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer." mockup

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

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'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.' mockup

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.' mockup

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.' mockup

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.' mockup

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

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We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet. mockup

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet. mockup

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet. mockup

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet. mockup

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

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Trilby - 'Gecko'.

Trilby - 'Gecko'. mockup

Trilby - 'Gecko'. mockup

Trilby - 'Gecko'. mockup

Trilby - 'Gecko'. mockup

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

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"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!" mockup

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!" mockup

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!" mockup

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!" mockup

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

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'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.' mockup

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.' mockup

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.' mockup

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.' mockup

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

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Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist mockup

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist mockup

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist mockup

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist mockup

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

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'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?' mockup

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?' mockup

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?' mockup

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?' mockup

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

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"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you."

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you." mockup

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you." mockup

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you." mockup

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you." mockup

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you."

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'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.' mockup

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.' mockup

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.' mockup

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.' mockup

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

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Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons? mockup

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons? mockup

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons? mockup

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons? mockup

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

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Closet Performer T-Shirts Collection

Closet Performer Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate the closet performer—funny, inspiring, and perfect for their coffee breaks or creative pauses.

Closet Performer Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to your closet performer's favorite space—perfect for their creative sanctuary.

Closet Performer Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that beautifully celebrate the quiet stars—perfect for decorating their studio or performance space.