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Caught in the Music

A Symphony of Penguins

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Allegro con molto espresso

Motorherd

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Popera!

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Air Sitar.

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Pogo Cellist

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

"Horton hears The Who!"

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter