Concert-going Cowboy T-Shirts

Motorherd

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"..Not cloudy all day."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Giddyup."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Oh, shut up!'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Wanted for Stick Up

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'