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Western Fleas.

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Western Outfitters.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

The Lawman