Musical Cowboy T-Shirts

A cowboy sings a lullaby to his cows to get them to sleep.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Dawing your Cellphone

Motorherd

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."