Musical Cowboy Mugs

A cowboy sings a lullaby to his cows to get them to sleep.

'Oh, shut up!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Dawing your Cellphone

Motorherd

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"..Not cloudy all day."

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

Gary Cooper

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."