Closet Performer Gifts

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Allegro con molto espresso

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Caught in the Music

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Closet.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Snake listening to music on headphones.

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you."

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?