Closet Musician Gifts

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Shoe addict.

Caught in the Music

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'This closet needs digitized.'

Closet.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

'Don't think of it as losing a daughter - think of it as gaining a closet.'