Closet Musician Mugs

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Shoe addict.

Caught in the Music

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'This closet needs digitized.'

Closet.

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

'You'll love this house. One floor is all closets.'

'Don't think of it as losing a daughter - think of it as gaining a closet.'