Closet Hobbyist Mugs

'You'd think someone of his seniority would have been more careful about his online presence. He'll never live it down!'

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

The Upholstery Consultant

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Casual skydiving.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Closet.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

'Never mind that world peace stuff -- have you seen our LUGGAGE anywhere?'

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

'You'll love this house. One floor is all closets.'

'Do you have that in red?'

Prisoner Spotter

'Don't think of it as losing a daughter - think of it as gaining a closet.'

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'