Closet Dancer Mugs

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Shoe addict.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Caught in the Music

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"It's his creative time."

Armchair Dancing

Closet.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

The Hidden World of Desks

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'No, Ed, you can't have a raise.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."