Closet Dancer Gifts

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Shake it all about sign on desk

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Caught in the Music

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Closet.

Armchair Dancing

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'No, Ed, you can't have a raise.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'