Asana Adventurer Pillows

4 Things Yogis Worry About

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A vampire in a canoe.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Banana Yoga

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Bull Treadmill

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Tangled facing dog...

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Stationary bicycles.

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Spring Training

Skiers

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals