Arena Adventurer Pillows

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Halo Frisbee.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'