Sensei Apprentice Gifts

"Hi-yah!"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'She's still a novice yet.'

Valentine Vaccines

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."