Bike Adventurer Mugs

"I ride my bike every morning without Fail."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wide Load.

Suburban street.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Boat Launch'

'Oh course!'

Wrong Way.

"He only made first four installments."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

BMX riding in Bavaria

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Tedium Tours.

Fume detector

Planet Lover

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

The not so easy rider...

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"On your left."

Stationary mountain bike.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles