Daring Driver Gifts

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

A Hole in the Dike

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Casual skydiving.

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Safety - Driving.

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

How to sell healthy food...

Check out our nose ring special for the bull market investor.

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'