Daring Gifts

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

A Hole in the Dike

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Casual skydiving.

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Proposal on a snowboard

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Marathon in Hell.

CEO practices his golf in the office.

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"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Speleologist

How to sell healthy food...

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"