Daring Gifts

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

A Hole in the Dike

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Casual skydiving.

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Proposal on a snowboard

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Speleologist

Marathon in Hell.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Check out our nose ring special for the bull market investor.

How to sell healthy food...

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

'You did request our freshest frog legs, sir.'