Pun-loving Cyclist Gifts

'My bike's got a flat tyre.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Clown Bike Rack

Drunken cyclist

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Travel Agents

Wheelies Gang.

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar