Pun-loving Cyclist Mugs

'My bike's got a flat tyre.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Drunken cyclist

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Wheelies Gang.

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

"He's come out of retirement!"

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Travel Agents

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."