Funny Cyclists Mugs

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Cyclist Flamingoes

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Clown Bike Rack

Drunken cyclist

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

Monkey on Bike

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."