Urban Cyclist With A Twist Prints

The 'ironicycle'.

Touring Cyclist

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Bicycle Sidecar.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'That is the bike lane...'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Boris Bike

Man on bike

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

Green Bums

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"What were his last words?"

"I hear your fix choppers."

'They want bike lanes,'

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

We don't like the term invasion. We prefer galaxy gentrification.

"The light is green..."