Quirky Bike Enthusiast Gifts

Bike Question

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Football Crazy strip six

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Altar Ego

Uneasy Rider

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You had me at hell."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.