Quirky Gear Lover Gifts

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Whose tie?"

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Dry Cleaning

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"How about this round mouth shovel."

"It's not a backpack."

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

ECO razor

"How is the new hearing aid?"

Detention Anklets