Quirky Gear Lover Pillows

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Dry Cleaning

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"How about this round mouth shovel."

"It's not a backpack."

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"How is the new hearing aid?"

ECO razor

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'