Gear Enthusiasts Mugs

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Bicycle sat nav.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Sorry, gotta go - I'm going to be late for my next meeting."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Desert wifi

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'