Gear Enthusiast Mugs

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'The test results are in. The tightness in your chest and numbness in your extremities are caused by the biking outfit you're wearing.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

"Don�t forget the accessories!"

The Thackleys couldn't help but be jealous of the Furmans' new all-terrain stroller.

Golf Suit

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

Poor kid...crushed by his own backpack!

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Man pushing a cog up another cog

When hunting you really should wear what you would normally throw away.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Dry Cleaning

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'