Quirky Equipment Enthusiast Mugs

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Fishing for Birds

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Book Worm

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Telephone Box

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Llama training

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Dry Cleaning

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

You too can juggle.

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

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