Quirky Electronics Enthusiast Gifts

TV Repair 101.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Fishing for Birds

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Book Worm

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Telephone Box

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Llama training

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"...and if I press this button..."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

You too can juggle.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."