Quirky Inventor Lover Prints

'Yes, it's called a bed. You lie on it and I tie you down.'

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

"Young Frankenstein"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"He's an abstract artist."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Air Footer

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

Lighting a Pipe

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'