Eccentric Style Seeker Prints

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Elton John

The Hooligan.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Ass-less Chaps

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Steampunk

Hairnet for your tortoise? Certainly, sir, what size and colour?

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Outré!'

This year we all got beards!

"Norman's an influencer."

"I love this town!"

'The halo is nice, but I would've preferred a tiara.'

Crop Circle Haircut.

'Classless Reunion'

A Daring Low Slung Profile and this Seasons Freshest Prints...

'Can You Describe It?'

'The time has come, Donald...your mother should go for the hidden support.'

Digby Ripple - The man who loved buttons