Direction Finding Mugs

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Hither and Yon sign

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Challenge and solution

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Backseat driver...'

"Let's ask for directions."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

Be a leader

You Are Lost

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"My Marcia has always been so talented in so many areas. I only hope she finds a direction for herself and gets married."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'We all need direction . . . '

Street Maze.

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

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