Lost Directions Navigator Mugs

Voice activated navigation: 'Where the **** are we then!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Let's ask for directions."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

You Are Lost

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Street Maze.

'We all need direction . . . '

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'I'm lost'.

Ace Games And Puzzles - You are here

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

Wrong side of the tracks.