Lost Directions Navigator Pillows

Voice activated navigation: 'Where the **** are we then!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Fast Lane.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

You are here.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"Let's ask for directions."

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

You Are Lost

'We all need direction . . . '

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Street Maze.

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'I'm lost'.

Ace Games And Puzzles - You are here

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'