Divine Wayfinder Gifts

Everest Sign in Heaven

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

You are everywhere.

"And God called the light day."

Arrow Church

Yahweh/Your Way

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

Street Smarts.

You Are Lost Here.

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

'You are here.'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."

"If that's humankind, I'm not here!"

Looking For God

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

God is here/God Was There!

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

'Oh-oh - Behavior modification!'

'But, if we follow these rules, we'll stick out like a sore thumb!'

Man and dog puzzled by blank signpost

'Please RSVP.'

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

Avoid disappointment later - abandon all hope now.

Prayer