Discipline Dynamics Observer Mugs

'You see! This is why I think John may have lost control of his class!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

I don't feel very secure on this job.

Stable boys and Scottsman

Age-salary ratio

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"The marketing department says it's my turn to kick the ball."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"I like the way you handle responsibility, Fenton, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'I'm the boss who promised change...Griswell, you're fired! Segmott, you have Griswell's job.'

Transparency and big business.