Workplace Dynamic Observer Mugs

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Terry had a computer bug.

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Group of people.

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

You are here.

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'