Classroom Dynamic Observer Mugs

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

Stable boys and Scottsman

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

Conglomerates

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

"I have some good news and bad news, wonderful news, terrifying news, boring news, stunning news, technically incomprehensible news, news you should sit down to hear, and news you definitely won't take laying down. Which first?"

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

"Who'd like to go first?"

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"Bottoms up."

"Don't worry about expenses. This will all be passed along to the consumer."

"Were letting you go, Hayward, because that's standard industry practice."

Cabs vs Omnibuses

'We're no longer called 'Children', we're called 'Age Disadvantaged'!'