Quirky Classroom Observer Mugs

Aversion Therapy

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Home Schooling'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Benjamin Franklin

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'Think Basics.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Pyramid Garden

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.