Classroom Dynamics Explorer Mugs

"Now, Allison, do you have any idea why the other students are always picking on you?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Are we us or them?'

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Group of people.

Mice taking lessons.

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

Stable boys and Scottsman

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

"It's just the boss building consensus."

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"In this office I'm the dog and you are the sheep! When I bark, you move!"

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

'If you know what is good for you, you'll let me decide what is good for you.'

Back to School

"Stop signing memos with your initials, no-one is taking them seriously."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

'The union card does it every time.'

"We need someone who's responsible."

"I'd like to start today with a game of Duck, Duck, Blame."

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'