Dynasty Observer Pillows

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

Stable boys and Scottsman

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."