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Great Chinese Dynasties

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

A king and his paperwork.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Dog says hi to a cat.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Suburban street.

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."